Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

by Something ahhhhh December 20, 2008

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Poop Barge

A Poop Barge is when someone lays enough toilet paper in the toilet water so that poop will float on top of the water. Then you leave the Poop Barge floating in the water so that it creates a horrible smell. You have to do this at a house party to get the full effect.

Damn, Tommy left another Poop Barge in the toilet, and it smells like shit!!! We should not let Tommy come to our parties anymore, that shit is ridiculous.

by tommysmells May 28, 2009

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national eat poop day

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

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Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.

Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.

by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010

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Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

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by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

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