Pontifikoff

The act of asking for your team to provide input, then interrupting and trying to pontifikoff yourself to show your in charge, even though your team stopped listening five years ago.

Oh Christ, here it comes, he’s preparing to pontifikoff again.

by World Domination TC April 8, 2024

Pontoontitution

The practice of substituting a pontoon crossing for a bridge

If not for the pontoontitution of the Antonivska bridge, the Russians would not have been able to flee Kherson

by angenent November 6, 2024

Pontoontitution

Action of replacing a bridge with a pontoon. Can be temporary or not. Was often used by the Russian when short of a bridge.

Well, now that there are holes in our only bridge, let's do a pontoontitution. (General Surovikin, 2023)

by PruneArmy November 9, 2024

Pontoontitution

the substitution of a bridge with a pontoon crossing

'After his superiors stole the bridge to sell it for scrap metal, Sergiy decided on pontoontitution as the most feasible option of restoring the transport link across the river'.

by Ea-nasir November 11, 2024

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Pontiac LeMonza

Da lesser-known "sister car" to da Chevrolet Corvair.

A '70's-era scandal revealed dat GM had been selling some Oldsmobile models with Chevrolet engines, creating what were derisively dubbed "Chevymobile" vehicles; I wonder if da Pontiac LeMonza was another such "Frankenstein of da car world" fiasco?

by QuacksO April 6, 2025

Ponts Off

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025