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piddle pole 

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.
Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!
piddle pole by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017

nigger pole 

Typically, a bamboo rod with a single eyelet at the tip to attach a length of fishing line or string and a fishing hook. A derogatory and perhaps archaic term used in the southern US states. Was used to catch fish and frogs by a black person of boy.
Billy-Bob: “hey boy...are you use’n bait on that nigger pole?”

black boy: “yea-sah...it only a bit a red cloth though.”
nigger pole by Shibbyday January 4, 2020

Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole 

A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly.
Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close.
"I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it."

Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole 

1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.

2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.

2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*

Power Pole 

cock, dick, penis, pud, johnson, wang, slong, bitch splitter
She stroked his power pole vigoruously
Power Pole by cadmonkey June 25, 2004

smoking the pole 

the act of sucking ones dick
Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!
smoking the pole by Alex April 6, 2004