polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014

polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014

Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.

"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"

by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019

Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.

Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?

by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021

BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER

PEOPLE THAT CANT DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES . CHANGES THEIR MINDS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

YOU BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER YOU

by friskychick April 30, 2021

Polar Bear

That one overweight white woman that you see desperate black men dating.

"Yo, you see Jakobe's new girl? That one big white girl, she a snow bunny fo' sho"
"Nah bruh, that's a polar bear. 💀"

by Btsabortedchild January 9, 2024