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platinbum

Jamaican Patois.
Platinum wannabe making ya look like a tramp.
Look at dis rolex
Fake!
Na, me found it!
You Platinbum fool!
by Gigi October 8, 2004
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Platinum-mi

Where can I find out about the best mobile internet sites? Platinum-mi
by Ruth-ellen Danquah September 22, 2006
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platic

buzzy's version of plastic.
"i'm going to wash my platic hair."
by suzy clementine May 2, 2008
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platinum belt

The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.
by shorty444 October 26, 2010
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Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.
We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.
by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011
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Platinum Rogue

1. A rogue of the highest order. A perpetrator of extremely roguish behavior

2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason

3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor
Example 1: Stealing a snake, taking said snake to the changing rooms of a well known, high street lingerie shop and releasing the snake into a randomly chosen stall screaming "How's that for a trouser snake!" before running away

Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter

Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction

Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue
by CECHAP October 22, 2012
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Platitudinarianism

The doctrine of accepting a "Broad Church" approach to the interpretation of Christian teachings.
The Mid 17th Century attitude of a significant proportion of the membership of the Church of England was described as Platitudinarianism.
by stephencameron37 November 27, 2011
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