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Cranage Pack

Yo look at Jacob he cranking dat cranage pack boy god damn bih jhit go stoopid boy he go craz crazy
by FloridHype September 16, 2020
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Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.
I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.
by the steve kramer August 19, 2011
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Pack of Lies

When someone lies several times in a row while they are in conversation with another person.
Mary: I went skydiving today. Then I went skinny dipping and I made out with Michael Jackson.

John: That's a pack of lies, I can't be your friend anymore.
by bwb11504 February 5, 2010
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prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.
She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.
by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011
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Packing Beef

A multi-definition word of a sexual nature used for:

1. Referring to a male who is is graciously endowed and extremely well hung.

2. A reference to vigorous railing of the vagina or ass.

3. When the hot female you are with is found to be packing little something extra down there.
My tinder date tuned out to be packing heat. I gave him a two handed old fashioned in the Kroger parking lot and there were inches spare.

I walked in on my uncle packing beef with my brother.

That hot chick I picked up at the club turned out to be packing beef but it’s all good. A holes a hole. Amma right?
by Dick Onchin December 3, 2020
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tri-packing

The condition in which a man has three testicles. One could be considered tri-packing if he has two and a half testicles, as well. The half testicle is usually about half the size of a normal testicle, but still a third testicle. It's often connected to the normal testicle and looks like a multiplying cell just before it divides.

Sometimes this is known as a tri-blossom.
She assumed he had a huge package, but then his girlfriend revealed that it just appeared that way because he was tri-packing.
by skanklover98 June 27, 2010
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pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.
Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?
by missiera April 7, 2011
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