Premise

Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

We need to do a search of this premise

by Purple Parakeet November 24, 2014

Promish

Like a prom, but not held by a school. A group of friends holding their own dance (formal or not) complete with decorations and a hall.

Kira couldn't make it to prom so Josh held a Promish for her, complete with decorations and all their best friends.

by shawn82 July 3, 2007

promive

promises for retarded kids

i promive i wont eat any more chalk!

by Cindy00. January 5, 2009

The Promised Neverland

anime that will get you to shit your pants after the first episode
it's about death and orphans getting eaten by demons
^ sounds like a stan twitter meme but it isn't
Emma over your favs

1.

A: I hate Emma from The Promised Neverland
B: I'll prick your eyes out and eat them

by MrAkiyama February 27, 2022

promite

An even asshole-y version of marmite.

Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?

by Johena August 5, 2014

promised land

boobs or pussy

I'd love to touch her promised land

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

promised land

noun; the place Martin Luther King Jr. spoke about in his famous "I have a dream speech"; a ghetto over flowing with drugs and alcohol

50 cent came straight from the promised land.

by fiftycent4Life August 23, 2005