porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!

Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!

by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017

Bed Pretty

The candid state of appearance for one who has gotten a good nights rest, often as observed by one’s romantic partner.

“I gotta get in the shower; I’m looking bed pretty”

by DonnyDerico January 16, 2022

Hooker pretty

A female who looks like a lady of the night but in a pretty way. She has all her own teeth, no visable bruises, and her face isn't that busted up. But definitely not a 10.

That asian cocktail waitress is hooker pretty.

by MrsDanko November 21, 2016

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.

Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!

by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015

Hallmark Pretty

A blonde woman who looks pretty, like the girl you know from high school, but is not as pretty as Hallmark wants you to think she is. Alternate, she isn't pretty enough to get that prince or hot farm hand.

That girl definitely isn't ugly, but she's not hot either. She's Hallmark Pretty.

by Poopfacezoe2020 November 20, 2020

that’s pretty baller

commonly used by like middle school boys, baller is used as an adjective. can also be used in a joking manner. basically a synonym for cool.

PERSON A: i heard that we’re gonna blow some stuff up in science today

PERSON B: ah that’d be pretty baller man

PERSON C: look at these shoes *shows picture*

PERSON B: that’s pretty baller man

by dawn mason February 10, 2021

Pretty Muh

When Something is over the meaning of good, but not quite amazing it’s in between. It’s pretty muh!

Alternatives are when something is just something.
Baby don’t Muh me, don’t Muh me, no more.

What do you think of my new pc set up?
It’s pretty muh, not gonna lie.

by Nico10101 May 30, 2021