loss prevention

Loss prevention are the retards who dress up like regular people in stores and catch your dumb ass for shoplifting

their sneaky, dike looking, and dont have anything better to do in their life

girl: "Fuck dude i can't work at Macy's no more"
boy: WHY NOT?
girl: "some dumb ass loss prevention caught me stealing some shirts"

by christy monopoly February 22, 2009

Science presentation

science presentation A presentation in science you have to do within 10 minutes but you're writing an urban dictionary definition about the thing you're about to do.

science presentation "Goddangit I have to do that goddang science presentation tomorrow"

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019

presence

I was also angry at you

because you do not acknowledge my presence

by Krkič June 11, 2019

loose prevention

somebody that prevents loose behavior.

a friend that saved your ass from hooking up with that fat chick.

by Briscoe May 28, 2005

pretentious fucks

What you say when what your doing is very difficult or if you just keep sucking at it.

These guys are playing tennis at night with there friends.
Grant hits good shot to Erik's backhand and he misses.

Erik: "This game is for PRETENTIOUS FUCKS!"

by Gloukmas12 September 1, 2011

pretention

being a donkey, sucking big time

phil is a donkey

by Phil January 24, 2003

christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning

I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.

by nigelisgod November 29, 2010