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Pre-event Prevention 

When there is an event oncoming, and you decide to leave any work you have until after the event has ended. This can be because it feels like you cannot get much done in the time until the event starts, or a subtle means of procrastination.
Louis has a badminton match in 2 hours, and a physics test tomorrow, but because the badminton match is 'only' in two hours, he decides to just start studying once the match has ended. He is practising pre-event prevention of his studies.
Pre-event Prevention by WriterLifer September 10, 2022
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pre-commitment issues 

when you don't have any issues with actually committing to a person once you've done it, but issues prior to that commitment on whether or not you should actually do that with said person, regardless of how good they seem.
see i don’t have commitment issues, i have PRE-commitment issues.
Related Words
A fart. Short for 'pre-defecation'.
"You think I like working in this stifling skunk mascot costume, covered in sweat and smelling my own pre-def!?"
(from skit showThe Dessert)
Pre-def by WinkLinkletter July 13, 2023

Pre-cheat 

cheating before you got into a relationship with someone
“why would you pre-cheat on me you should’ve known that you’d date me”
Pre-cheat by ace123z July 27, 2023
Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.
When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.
pre-cum by the other theo June 28, 2004

Pre-Gauge 

1. A prank that tests one's friendship to the absolute limit without actually destroying said friendship. In reality, it strengthens it. Occurs before a post-gauge.
"I was going to kill my friend after he told my mom that I was on acid, but now that I think about it, that was a really good pre-gauge."
Pre-Gauge by OUtlET December 27, 2005

pre bail 

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.
I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.
pre bail by Corrie Nichols August 28, 2006