When you stick your dick in a popcorn bucket and a cornel gets stuck in the pee pee whole, and a women sucks it out
by Apple sauce packets July 8, 2022

by Ddod February 11, 2019

by PopcorningIsLife November 20, 2020

by rdgc5 November 16, 2010

When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.
A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.
Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.
by QuacksO July 6, 2018
