Zombie Post

On social media, when someone comments on a long dead post from years ago, re-animating the conversation to a horrible, terrifying undeath

April 10, 2013: "My dog has fleas - what do you use that's good?"
April 11, 2013 :lots of answers
April 12, 2018 :"I use Capstar"
April 12, 2018: "Thanks for the zombie post, moron. That dog died two years ago."

by txba397 May 25, 2018

post-biben

The term originates from latin roots meaning "after drinking". This phenomenon often occurs the morning after a night of drinking, but it is unlike a hangover in that people are typically playful and possibly feel like they're still happily drunk. Symptoms may include episodes of excessive laughter, moderate to high stupidity, directional challenges, goofy mannerisms, eccentric thoughts and ideas, as well as feeling light and euphoric. A post-biben done well could and should last the remaining duration of the day.

"are you on something? why are you acting so silly?"
"nah, bro.. it's just a post-biben"

"it is so annoying that she has post-bibens when we all have hangovers"
"i know right, she laughs at weird things and is so happy and energetic."

by moookhs May 29, 2017

Drop a post

Take a dump.

Brb, need to drop a post…

by Juximus August 27, 2022

wet posting

a horny post on social media- be it spam, finsta, or main. if it’s horny and posting, it’s definitely wet posting

damn that bitch has been wet posting ever since y’all started talking. she wants you.

by ashesinurasses July 2, 2019

post-charismatic

People who are open to God but indifferent or hostile to church because of bad past experience(s).

"I submit that the same is true for those of us who self-identify as post-charismatic -- the answer to the abuses and errors within the charismatic movement should not lead us to abandon all things Spirit-led..."

by Greasy Wheel August 5, 2007

Post toasties

Eating toasted sandwiches after sex.

*post coitus*
Jerry: Hey babe, you want some post toasties?
Stacy: I'll get the bread.

by Popcorn_Ceiling69 October 8, 2021

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, better known as Post Malone or Posty, is an American singer, now 25 and living in Utah. He is recognized for songs like: Better Now, Rockstar, Congratulations, Candy Paint, Sunflower, Go Flex and many more. He has 4 albums: Stoney (2014-2016) August 26th (Mixtape 2016) Beerbong & Bentleys (2016-2018) Hollywood's Bleending (2019) and he is currently working on a new album. He is also recognized for being someone who has quite a few unique tattoos.

Post Malone is the best person and singer in the world. (For me)

by austin_malone0101 August 18, 2020