Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

Porch Monxican

The Mexican version of a porch monkey.

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.

by Kria1990 September 9, 2025

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch

“hey look! Its that bitchass monkey”
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021

basement porch

otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans

“I love bigger girls. Girls with a double chin, thick thighs and a basement porch are 10/10”

by austinzsoice May 2, 2024

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021