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Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players
Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.
by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025
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Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
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Doom Patrol

A show that is ruined by all the PC bullshit, for example, Jane sometimes being a feminazi fuckwad.
Random Guy 1: Hey, have you watched Doom Patrol?
Random Guy 2: Oh, you mean that PC, Feminist, LGBTQ shit show that represents everything wrong with today's society?

Random Guy 1: Yeah...
by ™One June 1, 2019
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Patrol spot

When the driver of a g wagen discovers that he can go more than 80 km/h driving a Nissan patrol so he names a new climax spot on his girlfriend/wife after his new discovery.
Last night I found her patrol spot, Last night was great, I didn’t know about that patrol spot, Thanks to the patrol spot I felt like a woman again.
by Wilson/97 March 26, 2018
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Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.
by Afro-Caribbean Jesus February 19, 2015
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Thot Patrol

A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.
Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.
by FrootLuips January 24, 2019
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Nonce Patrol

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol
by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019
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