Scalded Panda

When your heavily made up woman is giving head, get her to look up at you and just as you unload into her mouth you throw a glass of hot water into her eyes, she'll gag and her eye makeup will run given the appearance of a scalded panda.....

Craig: Hey Simon, how did you get on with the crack head whore you paid to take care of you last night?

Simon: Really Good, I paid her 5 bucks to eat, shoot and leave.

Craig: Cool!

Simon: Yeh, I made her apply her eye liner, put the kettle on and let her take care of business.

Craig: Did you give her the old eye wash?

Simon: Sure did! the second I blasted her tonsils I blinded the whore with a boiling cup of water!!

Craig: Your the MAN!!

Simon: She looked like a Scalded Panda..

Craig: You take WWF to a whole new level...

by Tact123 March 4, 2010

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Pandad

pronounced 'Pan-derd'
When black or dark makeup such as mascara runs, creating black circles or random blotches beneath the eye so that the fashion victim resembles a panda

"Why didn't anyone tell me I pandad?!" or "I really hope i don't panda tonight, that could be embarrassing!"

by Aimless Penguin January 25, 2006

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Man Panda

a man who plays guitar and always wears a rasta beanie or a dc hat.

nate hopper= man panda

by AN_HERO_records August 1, 2008

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Padiddle

Game that is played in a car..while driving if a car with one headlight out is seen, someone screams padiddle and hits the roof of the car...all other people in the car must remove one item of clothing...lather, rinse, repeat

-PADIDDLE!!....Now take off your boxers so I can see that flappy cack

by Armstrizzle April 30, 2004

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