white palm

The act of a male masturbating to completion, then without washing his hands, interacting with the public.

When billy shook janes hand, he inadvertently white palmed her

by TubsMcGuinty October 16, 2018

open-palm hand-clasp

What is sometimes a good idea to do when holdin' hands wif a pretty girl for da first time or two, particularly if (A) she is somewhat on da shy side, and/or (B) if she is considerably younger and/or smaller-statured than you, and so you don't want her to feel "pinioned" or "dominated". It simply involves your holdin' out yer gorilla-paws and cradling her slender delicate digits in yer palms, but not actually closing yer own fingers over hers, so that her hands are always "free". Usually da tentative-natured cutie will be so grateful for your gentle accommodating of her bashful uncertainty in this way that she will feel like "rewarding:" you by keeping her soft warm palms resting right there in yers for as long as you wish.

I employed da open-palm hand-clasp when I first tentatively romanced a slight-figured mid-teens sweetie-chick whom I'd known and played fun outdoor-games with ever since she was a cheerful smiley little girl; I guess my strategy worked, too, since she seemed totally "calm 'n' comfy" towards me, and never showed even the slightest inclination to lift away her shapely slender hands while she was sitting beside me on da couch. Plus most of her immediate family was home, as well, and they were also being super-friendly and warmly-welcoming to me while we were all sharing light casual conversation as a cohesive group, and so I actually felt like I was holding hands wif da whole family, not just wif Cute Daughter.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

buddhist palm

a term in the martial arts worlds of ancient asia
1, two trees (that you were serene they were never alone, it it a zen setting)
2, a martial arts in which in ply(ed) the surest of relentless courage when another person lays defend
and so 3. breaking your hand or (leg) to save someone's life

It's not always unpeaceful, there's a buddhist palm outside.
"His hand's all broken, and maimed, he cracked the window and they drove off." "Cracked?"

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

Callum Palm oil

Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.

“yo did you hear callum palm oil came out the closet?”
“oh yh it was expected”

by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021

Llama Palm

Another version of the infamous camel toe. A wedgey in the lady parts. When your vag eats your pants.

Yo, pull your leggings down, you got llama palm.

by NoEinKristin May 18, 2022

riding the palm sled

A euphemism for male masturbation.

Don't disturb Dave, he's riding the palm sled.

by The Dumbo Slap April 26, 2010

Third Party Face Palm

thurd pahr-tee feys pahm

The physical gesture of someone else placing his/her hand(s) flat across one's face or lowering one's face into said hand(s). The gesture is found as a display of extreme frustration, disappointment, embarrassment, or a combination of all three. A third party face palm is only necessary when the action(s) witnessed are ridiculous enough that, 1) require additional assistance in displaying your frustration, disappointment, and/or embarrassment. 2) at risk of injuring your own self in the process of expressing said emotions. 3) both of your hands are broken, and your not about to beat yourself in the face with a cast. That's just silly and would require someone else to third party face palm at your expense.

Michael was briskly walking towards the stairs. He slips on a banana peel causing him to tumble down the stairs, in result taking five more people down with him. Suzy face palmed herself but felt it wasn't enough. She asks the gentleman next to her to assist her in a third party face palm. He agrees to help Suzy, but only ends up pushing her down the stairs as well. Everybody fails; Third party face palm.

by FlamingoPants January 28, 2013