jellybean paint

Shiny, bright colored paint on a car.

"My ride sit on 26's with that jellybean paint"

by Da_Ville87 May 12, 2006

paint the dog

Slapping it around in private. To masturbate.

Mum's gone out so now I'm going to paint the dog until he barks.

by The Dog Painter July 16, 2014

jizz painting

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

by legratsp October 8, 2013

paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted

My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning

by milpoolSK July 18, 2017

Painting Drive By

As a train comes by use your canister of paint and spray it all over the train or be in a car and have your buddies drive as you hold a can of paint and spray on walls while moving.

Guy 1: "I'm ready to go to the train station to do a Painting Drive By"
Guy 2: "Me too"

by ravyn96 December 3, 2022

Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

skank paint

To hastily paint over a previously painted toenail in a crude fashion.

"If you're going to wear flip flops you should at least get a pedicure"
"It's okay I'll just skank paint them"

by bigknows June 26, 2012