mr. owl

An asshole on discord that thinks he has the right to tell other people what to think, and orders them to leave the country if he disagrees with them.
Mr. Owl is the biggest dick in discord.
by Bloodyvalley January 04, 2019
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Burning Owl

Bokuto Koutarou being burned into bones and ashes for his worthlessness.
"Did you see that burning owl?" "You mean Bokuto Koutarou and how worthless he is? Yes."
by oop i did it again January 11, 2021
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Owl bath

When you and your partner take a bath together in which both of you have urinated in it. Strictly falling on a Sunday with an owl watching
Omg Brandon and I had an owl bath and it was surprisingly moisturizing for my skin. I can’t believe we didn’t try this sooner!
by amandajordanxo July 07, 2020
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Owl's Grief

The naturalization intelligent people feel
against other people;

and not just one of intelligence but

But of Emotion ...

This loneliness and exhalation
That comes from seeing

The trees for the Forest

The sprite of being kept up
in some hobby some activity
that has true virgility

Similar to the The Crying of the Wolf

the lone Hawk ...
The term is rarely used as an acedote

For people who feel a great depth
among themselves

But not among others
"Is the vastness of our own content

Excuse for the Fact we shouldn't be upset

Over our own grief?"

"What you are you are Talking about my young Pundint is Owl's grief

I do not care for Owl's grief ...
The vastness of our own content

is the work we had done to fool the death
My advice is to work not only as an observer
but as also an engagement ... "
by Father_Dandy February 13, 2019
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The Owl Theory

*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE

There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 10, 2016
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Mornight Owlings

Two existing people;
With different pasts,
Different hearts--
And in two months
Changed the present,
Turned from the past,
And now are looking
Right into the future
With hope in their eyes.
"What are we?"
"Uhm. . . Mornight Owlings!"

"I. Love. You."
*silence...*
"I love you too."
*finally breathes*
"Aw, I wanted you to say it first."
"Haha, what?! You're so silly."
"Yeah, I wanted you to say, 'I love you,' and then I was going to say 'I love you too.'"
*Girl thinks -- "You had it all planned out?"*
by xoxo,rsy November 18, 2010
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North Shore Barn Owl

When a man inserts a hollow tube/roller into the anus of a construction work and from the end shouts hoot hoot in the style of an owl.
Hank was feeling squirrely and asked brad for a North Shore barn owl during break
by riley1989 November 07, 2021
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