Chopping the Straddle

When a female is in the spread eagle position and a male who has an erection jumps and karate chops the females vagina with his erect penis.

I can't piss right today man, because last night i sprained my dick chopping the straddle.

by StraddleWaddle November 16, 2011

Ginger Chops

A red-headed man who sports large side burns.

Freaking "Ginger Chops" over there screwed up our order.

by kilojel October 21, 2010

Cotton Chops

When after smoking large amounts of pot your mouth becomes dry and pasty.

Dat dooby gave my ass some serious cotton chops.

by JustR December 31, 2009

meow chops

Hitting another person with a claw shaped hands in a random fast manner,often used by girls in cat fights or in that instance fighting some one else.

Girl1:I totally own you with my meow chops
Girl2:Try it bitch

by nakedLarry August 31, 2010

Cock Chops

When you trim your pubic hair but leave a bush on both sides of your cock like mutton chops.

Hey man, I am totally shaving my junk into a nice set of cock chops.

by ChopperSicBawls November 19, 2009

Judo Chop

The act of taking your hand and making a chop motion on a persons shoulder near the neck area while saying in a loud manner, "Judo chop-HAI!"

1. Find a victim.
2. Creep up behind them.
3. Make sure palm/hand is flat and straight.
4 Raise your hand and chop the victim's shoulder, making sure it is close enough to the neck.
5. Say the phrase, "Judo Chop HAI!" While doing so.
6. Walk away.

by JudoJoo November 18, 2008

chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009