Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.

Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.

by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019

Coronavirus Office

Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.

The president will speak to reporters live from The Coronavirus Office

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Office Whip

When someone keeps everything in their vehicle ex; Paperwork, food, electronics, etc.

Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.

by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018

Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021

Officer Bird

One of many slang terms to describe Police helicopters.

"Officer Bird's on his way, and I don't wanna see him, could you please give me the keys to the B.M.?" - lyrics from the song "Ghetto Bird" by Ice Cube

by Rockit! March 31, 2019

office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.

Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!

by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009