shot the chocolate

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

by brock0lee February 16, 2004

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Thot Chocolate

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

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1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."

husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate

by boxchocolate March 09, 2017

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A chocolate churner is one who likes to indulge in the gay artes of male 2 male butt sex.

"Hey", "Tiny", "I like how you let me give you a Chocolate churner and all", "but the chocolate milkshake you gave me after tasted a little funny".

by LucidR3N3GAD3 August 22, 2009

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That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

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The act of looking up someone’s ass looking for a turd to come shooting out at you

Dude me and Megan decided to try the chocolate telescope and I got pink eye

by Realfluffy20 April 04, 2021

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It’s when a person dips their penis in a fresh pile of dog shit, and they shove their dick inside somebody’s ear

JIMMY! Don’t give your little brother a chocolate mongoose again! It took two hours to make his ear not smell like grandpas dick.

by Ranch Dick February 25, 2022

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