no one will have carrot 

no one will have carrot
from the pakistan pledge memes

person 1: i will get 10/10 on my test , hahaha!
person 2: oh (pakistani accent) NO ONE WILL HAVE CARROT

no one will have carrot by pagylolo October 21, 2020

no fucking way 

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

no fucking way by Luke December 26, 2004

no panties wednesday

it's when you don't wear panties on Wednesday,pretty understandable

hey honey,why aren't you wearing panties?
its no panties Wednesday

no panties wednesday by sapphi chick October 28, 2010

No one will ever believe you 

Used by Bill Murray when facing common people. Seems like his catchphrase.

“Don’t bother telling anyone our conversation, no one will ever believe you.”

No one will ever believe you by diddi April 5, 2012

I have no idea what you're talking about 

The most self-incriminating thing a suspect can say to a law enforcement official.

A suspect who has a substantial amount of evidence linking him/her to a crime will act completely oblivious to the matter.

Saying such a phrase will destroy a suspect's credibility since he/she is being non-cooperative and is obviously lying.

Officer: We've got your DNA on the dead body, your fingerprints are all over the murder weapon, and we have three credible eye-witnesses saying they saw you pull the trigger!

Suspect: I have no idea what you're talking about.

Officer: Thanks, that's all I needed to hear.

I have no idea what you're talking about by YouAndMeInJapan June 30, 2011

No matter what 

A fanfic made by Atticus Aaron Jimenez, staring AltoJinx and Glory. (ps, its yaoi)

Atticus: read my fanfic "no matter what"
Everyone: *vomits*

No matter what by Haydenlimgo March 10, 2021

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021