Kirk

A Nonce that either touches kids or dreams about doing so. These rare kirk creatures are usually ginger.

"Hey look at that kirk"
"His ginger hair must be scaring that poor kid he's touching"

by anonymous December 20, 2023

kirk

weirdo on twitter who once had a smiley face cult, overuses the same memes, is a 00:00 enthusiast, and a pretty cool guy who let this AMAZING girl ella play life is strange on his account

kirk? you mean the guy who had the odd smiley face cult?

by chubella July 22, 2020

kirked

someone has died from getting shot in the neck, and there was no going back they're gone. they got kirked.

"Did you see how Dejon died?!"

"Yes brooo he got kirked"

by vyliewillneverlie September 13, 2025

kirk

Another word for neck (e.g. getting neck)

"So... you gonna throw some Kirk or nah?"

by Hoe Exotic September 19, 2025

Kirk Style

When you lay on your back and your girl stands on top of you while another man motorboats her

Yeah bro and me my girl did it Kirk style last night

by Bigsquare23 November 4, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

The Capt Kirk

Nickname to the lovely city of Albuerquerque, NM. Most popularized by the movie: The Goods

So how's The Capt Kirk this time of year?

We'll it is... what it is...

by Esco Da Don February 2, 2010