Nut Rider

A person who sucks up to a cooler person.

Someone who says, "Boy golly! You are so cool! You are God!" would be a nut rider.

by John Shaman May 12, 2008

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003

nut rag

A moist towel used to clean semen off of one's nut sack

I'll use my embroidered nut rag to clean this chowder off my balls.

by anonymous June 12, 2016

Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."

by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008

Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.

Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!

by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009

Nut & Go Seek

To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.

Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!

by Lubeskyballer959595 April 28, 2011

nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.

OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.

by Foxy Shenanigans December 5, 2011