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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.
Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
mugGet the sales and cervixmug.

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
by Alavello March 9, 2014
mugGet the vampire garage salemug.

“Garage sale at 1223”

Dan went to a “garage sale at 1223” and got herpes.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
mugGet the “Garage sale at 1223”mug.

banana sales man

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."
mugGet the banana sales manmug.

Sales Seeker

An individual that will never pay full price for absolutely anything. A person that is always looking for sales and discounts. A branch of the coupon girly.
I am a sales seeker, you will NEVER catch me paying full price for anything!
by Lu0 September 16, 2024
mugGet the Sales Seekermug.

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