Nose picking

The action of inserting one of the index fingers into either nostril, and clearing out residue in the nose called a booger.

Even though most of us would say EW if we saw it in public, everybody does it...everybody.

How do people keep their nostril's clear everyday? Blowing their noses? I don't think so.

Matt: YUCK! Stop nose picking! That's gross!

Josh: Why? You do it everyday in your car after school.

Matt: Eh, true.

by Latiosandeons February 5, 2009

nosebleed

Sometimes used in anime and manga, nosebleed means to become sexually excited. It's usually embarrassing and something the character will probably try to cover up. Though it normally is shown happening to male characters, female characters have also been shown having nosebleeds.
It is also a term used by fans, regardless of their type of fandom, to express finding something exciting sexually or hot.

Sailor Venus had a nosebleed just thinking about Yaten Kou in the anime version of Sailor Moon.

He quickly covered his face in an attempt to stop his nosebleed.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh, did you see the latest manga chapter?
Girl 2: Yeah, Ed looked so sexy in the chapter cover, I totally wanted to nosebleed.

by RSForever April 10, 2008

Nose Fetish

A nose fetish is having an extreme liking for noses, either mearly their appearance or the feel of them as well. Both girls and guys can find different shapes of noses particularly apealing.

~ Nose Fetish in action ~
...........

Craig: "What's your favorite thing about ME, then?

Figure.10: *thinks* "Uh...your nose."

Craig: "...WHAT??!?"

by Figure.10 May 29, 2009

nostalgebra

The feeling of sadness-tinged regret you feel when you recall that you used to be able to do math.

A: I can't believe I don't remember how to differentiate this equation. I used to be good at math.

B: Ah, the rose-colored glasses of nostalgebra

by wotevs May 22, 2009

nose salsa

Refers to the chunky multi-colored, but mostly red, mucus that comes after a nose bleed.

I swear to god Frank, if you flick that nose salsa at me, I will shit on your desk.

by RootsofWar November 15, 2011

Nosey Parker

Someone who is extremely nosey to the point of being an intrusive asshole.

giddy up outta here you nosey parker!

by Melodic January 5, 2017

Clown Nose

A euphemism for the practice of some professional comedians to wade into serious discussions on political, economic and or/ social issues and take firm stances, only to fall back on the excuse that they're "just a comedian" whenever their views are challenged or refuted. Usually used as "clown nose on/clown nose off" to illustrate the switch a comedian performs between trying to be taken seriously as a pundit and trying to deflect any actual debate by claiming to be a jokester.

Comic: *clown nose off* "And that's why I sincerely believe that we need to pass new laws to eliminate unemployment!"

Guest: "But 0% unemployment would drive up wages due to the lack of available workers to fill jobs, which would cause a ripple effect that raised the cost of goods and services."

Comic: *clown nose on* "...Look, pal, I just host a late-night comedy show. If you're taking this seriously, there must be something wrong with you! Ah-WOCKA-WOCKA!"

by Lex Logic April 25, 2019