ninja gangsta

a dangerous combination off a hood on the street and a japaneese terror to all mand kind; absolutely the scariest beings on the planet

first known ninja gansta: rahbecca willette

most ninja gangstas are incognito

by the 2nd ninja gangster November 22, 2009

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Ninja Pole

A case often seen in shows like AFV and It Only Hurts When I Laugh, a ninja pole is a kind of pole of some sorts like a lamppost or street sign that you run into. You don't see it coming and you could've sworn it wasn't there, so when you walk along you ram into it and hilarity ensues.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, then suddenly BAM! A fuckin' ninja pole got me!

by Enviousness January 7, 2010

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Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009

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comedy ninja

Someone who is not normally funny displaying brief and unexpected humor.

Marie-elaine is a comedy ninja, you never know where she will strike.

by dj freq August 22, 2005

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Fruit ninja

Some who try’s to harm themselves picking left or right

I was just about to play fruit ninja

by Skeetsheet23 July 21, 2021

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Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

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