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Dusty Mustard 

A sexual act in which the woman goes in search of an old homeless man's penis. Once found she then uses intensely strong mustard and inserts the man's genitals into a hotdog bun.
The homeless man will feel a burning sensation and then the woman will pour flour onto the "hotdog" making it resemble a dusty surface.
The woman will then give the man oral and mix the ejaculate he produces with the mustard and flour.
"What are your hobbies?"

"Oh not much really haha i like to cook especially hotdogs, everyone loves a bit of dusty mustard"
Dusty Mustard by Singing Richard December 18, 2014
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dutch mustard 

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.
"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"
dutch mustard by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

spicy brown mustard Sprayer 

when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth
John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck

cut the mustard

"Get it up." By extension, perform any challenging act.
Those evangelists would be more convincing if they could cut the mustard.
cut the mustard by cornholio October 6, 2003

Gut Mustard 

Gut Mustard is the nut that has been saved up for atleast 2 weeks and busted all up inside a vagina and when it creeps out that discolored mustard looking jiz.

Added by KY-Jelly
"I haven't fucked a bitch in about 2 weeks and straight up rawdawged that bitch and filled her up with some gut mustard."

"I skeeted all up in that ho and a shit ton of gut mustard came creepin out."
Gut Mustard by KY-Jelly1175 September 9, 2009

Road Mustard 

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip
During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich
Road Mustard by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

Mayo and Mustard Sandwich 

When you actively piss and cum in a white girl's ass during intercourse.
"Yeah Mark, I gave her a Mayo and Mustard sandwich last night."