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xbox muscles

Someone who tries to talk trash on xbox, when in real life they are either a small kid or a fat-ass who can't back up what they say.
Random Player 1: "Shut the fuck up or I'll find out where you live and beat your ass!"

Random Player 2: "Whatever man quite using those xbox muscles, we all know you're just a radio rambo and won't do shit."
by Smazztastic December 2, 2010
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water balloon muscles

Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”

“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”

“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”

Kyle has water balloon muscles
by TheFassio October 27, 2017
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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.
"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."
by JohnRambo10 August 31, 2014
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Muscle Beach

This phrase is popular in the Adirondacks. It can be used to describe a person exhibiting a great feat of strength, but it is most commonly used with a sarcastic connotation to describe a person lifting a lightweight object.
Example #1
Adirondacker 1: *lifts box of books*
Adirondacker 2: Woah, take it easy, Muscle Beach!

Example #2
Adirondacker 1: Instead of taking the fridge, I'll carry this pack of napkins.
Adirondacker 2: Don't strain yourself, Muscle Beach.
by safdsa October 5, 2006
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Museless

Flipping through your IPOD songs (listening for a moment)and nothing sounds good because you are feeling so museless
by smarkosa July 31, 2009
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Muscle dysmorphia

Kyle Marerro
"bro, I feel so small" - muscle dysmorphia

"I'm not even big"
by jashleigh December 11, 2012
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undercover muscle

a term used by a plus-sized individuals to describe the flabbiness on their bodies
That's not fat, that's undercover muscle!
by pillsbury'doh'boy July 20, 2011
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