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Muscle Car

Dude, Toby's muscle car must be compensating for something...
by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008
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American Muscle

I beg to difer that american muscle is rubbish.....yes they would be beaten but that is duw to the fact that the 69 mustang corvette etc are 35 years old.

a muscle car...if tuned correctly can sometmes excede 2000 bhp at the crank.

If you have ever seen a proo street muscle car you would understand that it is not driven to beat civics....the car of ricers but to destroy everything on the street
by anon March 30, 2004
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a car with a large engine(350 ci+) made of steel not plastic, puts out more horse power and TORQUE then 6 ricers, wat these's tools in the 2 liter rice rockets dont understand is that us muscle car owners can go fast while towing a boat, u ricers cant actually take off with more then 2 people in the car. ill accept some ricers may go fast, but thats when there moddified with more money then the car is worth, a muscle car will go just as fast stock with 5 people in the car towing a boat, so to all u ricers bagging muscle cars, mayb u should try racing under weight, oh thats right, UR PEICE OF SHIT ENGINE WONT MOVE A BAG OF CEMENT
theres no replacement for displacement ricer boys GET A MUSCLE CAR!
by rice eater August 1, 2007
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American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!
I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!
by James Lowe March 12, 2005
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muscle car

First off
if you say that muscle cars are stupid, slow, crappy, redneck cars, or technologically inferior you are a total jackass and you need to go get into your honda civic with the body kit and the huge fin that makes it look like it can go over 110 and go drive off a cliff. Skylines, NSX's etc are acceptable cars but are still pieces of shit in comparison to most muscle cars. Your car sounds like shit, probably because i can go down and buy a soda bottle that holds more than the entire motor of your "hi performance" car.
A muscle car is a real mans car. in order to better understand this lets go into the definition of "man"
a man is a male human being with balls and a dick.
if you dont have the balls to drive a real car then dont try to soup it up to make you feel like you actually are adequate in bed, you arent
real mens cars are muscle cars (PREFERABLY fords but any american made high horsepower vehicle is elligable.)
if its made in japan
its a piece of shit
and if you dont have respect for americans because our cars "suck" then move to fucking japan, cuz no one wants you here.
You are a ricing little bitch, 1.6 liters??? my soda holds more than that. Hell, i can piss more than that. The 11th commandment is there is no substitute for cubic inches, so go get a clue you little bitches. you show me a japanese car with over 2000 horsepower and then we'll talk. There are several muscle cars that have made that much and even more so go suck a fat one.
YOU ARE BITCHES
by Bro Hater April 26, 2006
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muscle

1) Noun dating to the sixteenth century meaning manpower

2) Fibre based-tissue under the skin that contracts upon electric signals being recieved, therefore moving the skeleton.

3) See muscle car

4) Penis

5) power
We have the armed muscle to to the heist

My bicep muscle is hurt

muscle cars suck

my muscle is pumpin, hehehehe

feel the muscle of the new regime!
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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Muscle Mary

A muscle guy (both straight and gay) who knows and sings, often in private, all the words to Christian Aguilera's "Beautiful". Broadway musicals, Liza Minelli CDs and his steroid set-up are among the stuff he'll save in a fire.
Will is such a Muscle Mary he practices body building competition poses while lip synching Cher!
by aaron atlas February 21, 2005
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