munchenomics

the price you pay for going down on someone

“She bought me breakfast this morning, I guess the munchenomics were in my favor”

by prof.bet March 26, 2023

Cyber Muscles

Figurative "muscles" hard ass people have online. Usually used by someone who tries to talk shit and get in fights with people he will never meet in real life. Can also be used to describe those who brag about their drug and alcohol exploits on the internet to look cool.

Douche: dude, you're a pussy and i'd beat your ass. smoke weed all day every day and get pussy cuz im cool like that. you're just lucky im not there to beat you ass.

Regular Person: Ooo big cyber muscles i'm scared.

by vogie6 January 14, 2011

Busch Musch

Beer Shits you receive after a long night of drinking Busch. A very awful odor is always expected, much like bud light beer shits. The only positive to busch musch is that it all comes out in one toilet sitting, never once does this particular beer shit come out in intervals.

Ron: Wtf is that smell????

Stan: I have serious busch musch, it was the biggest, smelliest shit I have ever taken. But thank god it's all out of my system.

by dgafer123 August 14, 2011

Cuddle Muscle

When a guy has a few extra pounds on him, it's not fat, it's just extra cuddle muscle. because cuddling with soft things feels better.

Fat guy: "hey there pretty lady, how are you?"

lady: "fuck off fattie"

Fat guy: "its not fat girl, its cuddle muscle. You know you want in on this action."

by poopnaked May 9, 2013

Nugget Muncher

The insult for the common man, to describe one simply as homosexual, most commonly heard in the outer regions of the "Ghetto"

Check yo shit G, I'll cap yo white nugget muncher ass

by Undead Banana Cake August 16, 2013

mayonnaise muncher

1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.

2. A ho.

Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!

You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?

by Radio Rental December 7, 2013

Quarter Muncher

A term for an arcade game that is designed to kill you very easily as it is impossible to get through without losing a life, thus, zaps your allowance away quickly.

I have my weekly allowance of $10. Let's play that quarter muncher game, Smash TV.

by pablowisdom August 19, 2016