Post mortem poop

a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.

that body just took a post mortem poop.

by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2009

Munted

To be retarded, or mentally challenged in some way.

"Dude, you're munted!"

by Rollo47 July 11, 2003

Morte

Morte is an irc addict.

OMG that dude is like 24/7 on irc. He is really a Morte

by tom January 2, 2004

munter

mildly-unnatractive woman - MUnter

basically an ugly bint

by eadipus March 23, 2003

martec

Abbreviation for 'marketing technology'. All the software and tech-pased processes that are under the control of the marketing department. Analogous to 'marcom' as an abbreviation for 'marketing communications'.

I work in martec for GE.

by Scott Brinker March 20, 2008

Marteen

A beautiful young girl with bright blue eyes. Her favorite color is blue and she loves to be adventurous. Marteen will always be there for her friends and is doing ok in school. Sometimes she lacks in common sense.

I love marteen, she just so funny!

by Cotton thread January 4, 2017

half munter

Not quite a full munter, but definitely not an attractive lady. A lady right in the middle of ugliness and beauty.

One you'd tackle once the beer googles have been applied. Say, after about 6/7 pints.

Blimey look at that half munter. if nothing comes along that's better then I may be persuaded at the end of the night.

by delta89 August 24, 2004