mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012

Mullet

Huge ridiculous haircut that hasnt been socially acceptable since the 80's, anyone still wearing this hairstyle...especially if its been their standard since the 80's shall forever be known as Rockin the Dirt. This hairstyle may still be acceptable to people who's houses still have the wheels on it.

Me: Dude I cant believe kelly thinks its still okay to be rocking that mullet.

Random Person: I know right! Definately rockin the dirt!

by MulletMan4221 February 14, 2012

Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 29, 2014

Mulletude

The attitude that comes with having a mullet. Typically includes a love of muscle cars, 80s heavy metal bands, cheesy action movies, bar fights, denim vests, cheap American beer (Budweiser, Busch, Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Etc) camouflage, trashy women, motorcycles, and knives.

Person 1:Did you see that? That dumbass wigger kid told that guy with that mullet that Dio sucks, and the mullet guy pulled a butterfly knife on him and the wigger pissed his pants and ran away.

Person 2: Damn, that guys got major mulletude.

Person 1: We should hang out with him.

by MulletOfMetal November 15, 2016

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

Mullenstyle

When one runs up to a male and jumps and does a split kick onto a dick

Madeline is so turned on that she ran around the block and saw a hot boy and proceeded to jump and mullenstyle ont his hard penis .

by G.smitt May 28, 2019

Mullet

A mostly men's hair style that is short on the top and long in the back. It flows in the breeze as you drive down the highway in his 2500. It's the sexiest hair style to ever exist. The dude will probably be heard yelling, "yee yee!"

"Morgan wallen is so hot."

"It's just the mullet."

by Milliabucks January 28, 2020