Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
*a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat has left the station
*a caption to a picture of a monorail cat driving away.
*Hurry please, monorail cat is coming!
*a caption to a picture of a cat tied up as if to be tied to train tracks.
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
*a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
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v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample ass hams, pressing nose firmly against the balloon knot and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
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Get the monorepeating mug.A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and heaven sent fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as "crotch rocket" by those who can't get their momma to buy them one, or can't get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, Ducati Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a benchmark for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his mom's civic who thinks he's the shiet when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.
Bob sees a motorcycle cruising at traffic speed on the highway.
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
Bob : Look, a motorcycle. I will overtake him to show l33t I am.
Bob overtakes the motorcycle, on the wrong lane, at twice the speed limit, with blinkers off.
Bob : he didn't have a chance. haha. Oh, my dick is 4 inch longer now. w00t.
Motorcyclist who was cruising at 1/8 throttle : Sigh. Poor kid. I guess american education is to blame....
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A person who loves cars, boats, planes is a motorphile. Example: "Jason lives, eats, and breaths cars. He's such a motorphile!"
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