A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.
Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.
by BigDude828 August 10, 2018
Get the Jack Mormonmug. When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.
Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"
by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021
Get the Mormon Rodeomug. by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017
Get the Mormon Foodmug. Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.
by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016
Get the Mormon Blockmug. Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
Get the Faithless Mormonmug. by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011
Get the The Mormon Flopmug. by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019
Get the Mormon Bethmug.