Somalian Mobster

A big sweaty Somalian Mobster that shits on your neck and chokes you while water boarding your head.

What is the man doing?
Somalian Mobster

by Bigconc February 7, 2023

Moist

What I made ur mom last night

I made ur mom moist

by Jskshs ko was oshslbxkshsmsvsk October 14, 2016

Moist

Moist is widely used as a slang word for "cool" or "chill".

person 1: hey, look at that statue!
person 2: wow, that's pretty moist.

by funjygourmomjokes April 23, 2016

The Moist Man

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.

"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."

by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007

Moistet

A hot girl between the ages of 14-16 in training. To young to be classified as a moisty, however they posses many similar characteristics.

I spotted a moistet the other day while shopping at abercrombie kids.

by catmeetsdog August 16, 2010

Moist Puss

When the vag get damp..... Or your cats in the rain, up to you!

She must heave a moist puss!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

moistness

When a girl releases her pussy juices into their pets bowl

The moistness pleased the dog🍆💦

by Pckle45 April 20, 2018