Metten

This is the past tense of the past tense of met

Jack have you metten any girls over the vacation

by ~0~ May 26, 2018

Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019

mittben

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet, personer som har mittben beskrivs ofta som en skandinavisk papperskorg

Person med mittben: jag har bästa frisyren
Finländare: Ruotsi perkele
Person med mittben: tyst finlandsjävel
Finländare: Ruotsi homo!
Norrmän: inte godkjent!

by Albinated September 13, 2020

Mittben

En hårfrisyr gjord för personer som öppet vill visa sin homosexualitet

Person med mittben: min hårfrisyr är bäst
Finländare: VITTUN HOMO!
Person med mittben: käften Finlandsjävel
Finländare: RUOTSI HOMO!
Norrmän: inte godkjent

by Albinated September 13, 2020

Mitzentatoculturenoing

The action of playing the game Bananagrams but giving up on the game and deciding to make new words.

Last night I decided to do some mitzentatoculturenoing.

by Louiisi April 30, 2021

Mittani Derangement Syndrome

Mittani Derangement Syndrome (MDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Spacelord Mittani, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason.

Villy, sadly, suffers from such a bad case of Mittani Derangement Syndrome that he can't handle people actually listening to his interview.

by Zabbara June 4, 2021