It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.
I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.
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by sueg May 18, 2006
Get the mustachio pistachio mug.when a girl is naked on her hands and knees and a man with a mustach puts his nose into the girls asshole and smashes his mustache up against the girls vagina and smooshes it back and forth.
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Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang
by Gherkin November 3, 2004
Get the Mandlebar Mustache mug.When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.
My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.
My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.
I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.
My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.
I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.
by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009
Get the morning mustache mug.Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)
"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."
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