Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019

Miracle

A tall giant bitch. She is also the human sprinkler and will spit water at you. She is married to Savannah Rodriguez. She will and can kill you. She likes to hit people and make fun of "willy boi". She has chipmunk teeth but will not admit it. She is very narcissistic. She will say she's fat and be proud of it. She is scared of dicks as well but is NOT gay. Overall, just a weird person.

random person: Who's that giant?
Me: It's Miracle.

by youknowwhoiamchannelview March 14, 2019

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019

Miracle

A mean insensitive bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else. But sometimes she loves boys who are the opposite of her. She has amazing brains but she used them on something else. She is pretty and has no more flaws than 2.

HI:Miracle Sup
Can you lift 10 lbs

Yeah even 20

by CallerIDBlank April 22, 2019

Miachela

She is the most amazing,beautiful and intelligent person you will ever meet. She is so much fun to be around and loves to have fun and live life to the fullest. She has amazing style and can be a diva sometimes. She supports her friends all the time . She isn’t selfish and always thinks of others. She sees herself as fat and ugly but really all the boys love her. She has a hard past but pushes forward. She is an amazing friend and a amazing girlfriend . She will protect her friends at all coasts and won’t ever abandon them . She’s the most amazing friend you’ll ever have , never let her go . It will be the biggest mistake of your life if you do .

Boy:look at miachela she’s so stunning
Other boy: she sure is

Miachela walks near them

Boy : o crap quick start laughing she can’t know we like her

by Randompersonmakeingpeoplesmile July 1, 2019

miracle bud

When you are looking through a bag of shake and find a bud.

“Bro I just found a miracle bud” “no way man!”

by BigusDongus445 September 6, 2019

mimamomus

A dinosaur looks like a t-rex but sleeps alot and hisses the mimamomus is a very scary animal and it feeds on brick, better make Ur houses out of straw

Dereck Wow that mimamomus is massive

Ethan Uno they feed on brick

Dereck uh oh I'm going to sleep in trees

by Billystewart07 on snap October 26, 2019