Meatloaf

When you step in a mud puddle unexpectedly and it leaves a ring of dirt around your shoe.

Louise got a meatloaf and walked to classes
squeaking loudly.

by coltymonster March 2, 2022

MeatySpoge

Cum as viscose as toxic sludge.

Wow you've got some MeatySpoge.

by gallahad13 March 6, 2022

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

meatloaf

Is used as a safe word during intercourse. Named after the singer in the sense that i’ll do anything for love but i wont do that.

“Meatloaf! Sorry buddy keep it vanilla for now.”

by rosie2.0 May 30, 2022

Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing

Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.

by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022

Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 16, 2022

meatloader

1. An individual who is known to eat more than their fair share of meats.

2. One who engages in oral sex with men.

3. A term used to refer to someone that is disliked, often in jest.

Sup Meatloader.

My coworker is such a meatloader, he could eat out an entire deli.

by ComfyCushionsFluffyRedSquirrel September 9, 2022