Mannyfesting

Whenever Manny says something that clearly defies the laws of physics, logic, nature, or man.

He was caught mannyfesting in the mirror; reciting the words "You is strong, you is cute, you is worth it."

by HoyTacos June 3, 2025

Mannyfesting

Using a Manny to make something happen.

Since i’m manny when Im mannyfesting I use a mirror.

by Buttnuggetss June 3, 2025

Manny Schwab

Getting screwed over financially by a jew

- I can’t believe that guy pulled a Manny Schwab, I’m down thousands now.
- Some Fuckass Jew manny schwab’d me now im broke

by IHateMannySchwab August 2, 2025

Manny

Kind of like a “Mickey” but with more booze

Ah jeez, the bartender slipped Felix a Manny and now were chasing his red-thonged ass all around the Village!

by MaybeManny December 16, 2025

Poonany manny

A guy that is amazing looking, gets all the girls wet and gets a lot of pussy. Usually good at anything he tries

"Wow them girls panties are already on the ground!"
"He must be poonany manny"

by Anon303 January 22, 2015

The Manny Doctrine

The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:

1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.

2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.

*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."

by 🎲 March 26, 2019

Little Manny

A giant midget who try’s to finish a sub taller than him.

Bro, that kid’s such a Little Manny.

by “Ramen Noodles” October 3, 2019