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Muppet-to-a-Fraggle *See Fraggle*

A Muppet is a genuinely nice person and intends well for another individual (namely a fraggle). Will typically take an open mind and heart to the individual and their situation. Not know of their past, and open their home to them in genuine good faith. At which point the Fraggle moves in and commences the acts as outlined in the definition for Fraggle. (Fraggles are not limited to the DC Metro area as these creatures have been sighted in any major metropolitan area; San Francisco, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York, Portland, San Diego, Chicago, etc.) at this point the Muppet should be aware that they are in danger of graduating from a Muppet to an enabler as the action of providing a space for the Fraggle to continue their behavior is by definition an enabler. The term Muppet is to reflect the Jim Henson like control the Fraggle has over the person.
Did you get to talk to Tom? He's a f*cking Muppet for that Fraggle he has staying with him.
by Pseudonym-Gaybie February 22, 2024
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Muppet Broadcast

When you fist two people at once, alternating strokes so that the recipients' grunts are in phase. The two fistees face the same way, so their reactions resemble a news broadcast, with a "muppeteer" underneath.
by Knullthu February 29, 2024
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Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
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muppet high-five

When two people fist the same person at the same time and high-five inside of them.
Chelsea would like Amanda and I to muppet high-five her this evening.
by MoxieMinion April 10, 2024
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muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.
Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.
by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024
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muppet dick

His dick looks like a muppet dick - like Gonzo’s nose from the muppets.
by Bdl1220 June 17, 2024
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muppet

ellie taylor is a muppet
by devooooo0 January 21, 2025
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