Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Maya

The incorrect spelling of the name Mya.

Person A: hey, how do you spell your name?
Maya: m-a-y-a
Person A: uh ... Sounds wrong

by Anxious Gay Writer November 22, 2021

Maya Griffin

A girl who is dating an absolute chad. She is dating one hell of a man.

Get yourself a boyfriend like Maya Griffin’s.

by Mr meoff May 13, 2022

maya

Yep you came to the right definition she has no ass and she walks like a potato....and p.s. she likes everyone

Man Maya is weirdo.....

by Sugar Wafers January 15, 2018

Maya

Nosy. Annoying. Posts random pictures. Still not a genius sorry.

Maya

by Totallyreal.com November 21, 2021

Maya

The name of a human who is very mean and narcissistic who gets violent with people. She will victim blame and blame you, your momma and your grandma before acknowledging her own bullshit. Maya claims to be poly but in all actuality is just a slut and cheats on all her partners. Maya will use you and throw you away once you no longer serve a purpose to her. She looks like Emperor Kuzco as Lana dressed like a girl.

Omg did you hear what Maya did.
Ewwww Maya.

by IEatDirt75537 February 21, 2025

Maya

that is astonishing. Maya is js a little lesbo that i love. Theres a lot of mayas that exist but thisone is special. shes very touchy and doesnt open snaps. oh i js love her!
i see you when ur sleeping.
dont open your door when it rings tonight.

ur such a maya

by I-have-NOT April 16, 2025