Jagoff Maximus

Someone on the very top of the jagoff heap. A person unworthy of continuing existance

"Hey, guess how the last Harry Potter book ends?"
Shut UP Jagoff Maximus!

by John Lease August 5, 2007

donkbotious maximus

the king of all donkbots

He's no a donkbot, he's donkbotious maximus

by Jojo_mccann August 18, 2008

maximustard

my name after i was crowned

my name is maximustard

by max March 17, 2004

maximus_goatimus

For my knight in shining mud:
Yo shizzle fanizzle.. He married a female dog according to this Wizzle (did I mention this Wizzle is allergic) but my oh my she really married a fluff burro. His weight is me times squared and he now has a stalker list all bared. Peace up maxo ^^... bust them arses and send a kiss to TNT for me. *bows out to the god of pounding pixels made by nerds with too much time on their hands and armada* <end>

Maximus_goatimus tried to kiss a frog today- and he got REJECTED. Ooooh.. that hurts.

by Silver January 21, 2005

maximum exposure

A really shitty reality show.

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."

by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004

Maximum Effort

It's the basic maneuver of the pink sock where on person pulls the others anus out. But, the twist is you shit into the exposed anus and then stuff the exposed anus into the vagina and then fucking the vagina. Then pull the anus out and eat the mushed shit from the anus. Once finished vomit into the womans mouth and have her swallow it.

Never do Maximum Effort. It will rock your world

by nastysexpositionsat6am July 28, 2019

retardicus maximus

the rare and defined retard that is enormous in size and has Super Mega Ultra Nuclear AIDS

Good morning Retardicus Maximus
Hi Retardicus maximus
You suck Retardicus maximus

by honneamise May 24, 2018