Intellectual Masturbation

an activity or sport where the primary result is the actor feeling intellectually superior or abnormally arrogant for absolutely no reason. This can be achieved by wearing fancy clothing, using vocabulary that no one else would ever use, or using titles that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.

by alexrider March 9, 2015

chronic masterbation syndrome

when you masterbate non stop for day and days on end. you start to lose satisfaction and try to get other people to masterbate for you.

Ian i cant stop masterbating i think i might have chronic masterbation syndrome

by DementedWarrior September 8, 2011

Masturbation Film

A film where the director, writer and lead actor is the same person.

Good Night and Good Luck is such a masturbation film. Damn you George Clooney

by JewJitsu123 March 16, 2010

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

masturbation

to play with one's self while still in one's pants

masturbate, fondle the gonads, masturbation

by Lev Mattis Yahu January 12, 2009

masturbation

the best trick you can do with your hand ever!

sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.

by rallllllllio May 6, 2009

Social Masturbation

when two or more people are masturbating. this can be back- to-back, in the same room, same car, etc.

Cassidy and Mac participated in social masturbation last night

by Jejejejeja September 4, 2009