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macob jetts

The action of failing miserably and describes a person who can never get what they desire. *cough* Brigitte *cough* This action may succeed at certain points but usually never occurs. Pulling this action may cause severe misfortune to the person commencing the verb and those around them.
Boi he's pulling a Macob Jetts!
Boi he messed up again!
Wtf! Stop pulling a Macob Jetts!
Jesus Christ my lord and savior please save us from the Macob Jetts....

marcos 11s 

The cheap budget version of Jordan trainers that are made by a fake mexican brand.
Tyrone: New shoes?
Ranjeet: Yeah man they my new Jordan 13s
Tyrone: They aint Jordans... they the Marcos 11s !!
marcos 11s by BruvvaNature August 10, 2017

marcosin 

VERB

1. take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it.
"Hey, Blengblong. I'll marcosin Jake's wallet tomorrow evening."

synonyms: marcos, marcosed, minarcos, nagmarcos, magmarcos
marcosin by primohiraya March 7, 2022

Briganos Maccos Brattae 

The Gallaic king of ancient Gallaecia in modern parts of Galicia, W. Asturias and N. Portugal.
Breoghan MacBratha is the modern Gaelic name.
The king of the Gallaeci was Briganos Maccos Brattae.

macrofructation 

The hurried fruiting of a fungus, most often when raw sewage or excrement triggers the growth of morels.
Look at all that macrofructation of tasty morels sprung from those surface shitters!
macrofructation by Biomedbrain July 22, 2021

Macrohard 

A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
Macrohard by TheLoneCrusader May 17, 2014