unlucky mango 

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

unlucky mango by Unluckymango October 23, 2015

the duck is eating a mango 

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

the duck is eating a mango by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Seen many mango seasons 

A polite way of saying that a woman is mature or not disclosing her age. Mostly a Southern expression.

Sir, I am quite aware of what I am doing; I have seen many mango seasons.

Traditionally, we love to spend the last Sunday in the year reflecting with those who have seen many mango seasons and who, by their own longevity, offer us the hope of living the good life the way it ought to be done.

Seen many mango seasons by UrbaneGypsy March 6, 2009

dirty mango 

a promiscuous woman who has a certain amount of filthyness to her.

that bitch was such a dirty mango, she didnt change her panties for 3 days! I know- they said monday!

dirty mango by traddle3000 August 19, 2008

Red Mango 

To have vaginal sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady. The term directly implies that the young lady will be a TAB meaning that she is stuck up enough to enjoy Red Mango (a chain of frozen yogurt shops populated by many people including TABs in the Los Angeles vicinity) frozen yogurt almost daily. Thus the young lady may offer vaginal intercourse in a way that equates it to eating frozen yogurt.

This girl I was IMing was totally into me so she offered me some red mango so she came to my dorm and we had fun all day!

This bitch was teasing me all night but she finally gave me some red mango and I went home happy.

Red Mango by Factor Guy May 30, 2008

Cut a mango 

A homosexual ritual performed between two adult men...

I'm off to cut a mango with Frank...

Cut a mango by The Professor of lovers November 30, 2010

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

fuzzy mango by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016