manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

by 429mustang January 12, 2009

manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy

e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast

by Freddina April 30, 2008

manatee

Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.

by waddle May 6, 2003

manage

man, boy, feen, fiend
to be used when addressing a fellow.

aw manage, thats marvellous news outta you there like!

by julio madras tenoch del toro August 30, 2007

Management 100

Leadership and Communication in Groups. An introductory, undergraduate experience at the Wharton School of Business/University of Pennsylvania, designed to make students aware of their leadership potential through experiential learning. Students are engaged through lectures, recitations, groups, and projects.

"Management 100: I Live for This" - Dr. G

by Joseph Wharton April 21, 2006

Makabelly

Alias:
Tupac’s name originated from the politician, Niccolo Machiavelli who was born on May 3, 1469, in Florence, Italy. His life was dedicated in his passion to politics.

But, that has nothing to do with it.

Definition: A word that is pronounced wrong from the word "Makavelli" and is defined to be "out of control"

"You finna cop dem Makabelly shus?"
"I want your Makabelly cookies!"
"You better Makawellwell down"
"Whats good Makabellbell"
"My Wellybellybell hurts off them Makabelly cookies"

by Makabelly January 24, 2008

manage-a-blah

Pronounced 'manage-a-trois', manage-a-blah is useless or ridiculous phrases used to explain an idea when simple, rational language could have been used instead. Manage-a-blah is not to be confused with managerspeak, but is closely related. Whereas managerspeak is typically complete bullshit, manage-a-blah is usually translated into something meaningful. It should be noted the best translators of manage-a-blah are often the most cynical and lazy employees (or simply put, the ones that have been there the longest). It should also be noted that manage-a-blah can qualify for management bingo.

Boss: Hey folks, we're not trying to boil the ocean here.
Bill (to Fred): What the fuck did the boss just say?
Fred: Oh, the boss means "let's not try to solve all the problems at once". It's just the boss's usual manage-a-blah.

Boss: Well let's run that up the flag pole and see who salutes it.
Bill (to Fred): Holy shit, I think the boss just did it again. What the fuck was that?
Fred: The boss would like to see what other people think of his/her thought-lacking, crappy idea. Yet another case of manage-a-blah.

by out_for_a_wile August 20, 2009