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mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
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by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
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Mayonaise

Mayonaise is an instrument. if you dont believe me look at this video called: is mayonaise an instrument? On youtube.
Is mayonaise an instrument?
Yes. Yes it is.
by Nataro December 28, 2017
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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."
by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018
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Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
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Mayonnaisey

Are these crab cakes too mayonnaisey?
by Mayo boy June 30, 2018
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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
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