Maggie Mulcahey

A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.

Hey did you see that Maggie Mulcahey? I heard she’s lactose intolerant but still drinks coffee!

by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group.

Don't be texting too many people at once, you don't wanna be pulling a Maggie."

by CrewLife October 11, 2015

maggie rechtoris

A wonderful girl, who is very beautiful and a very intelligent person. Who knows how to put a smile on anyone's face. Great at history and economics.

Maggie Rechtoris is great

by Mitt Romney is bad September 26, 2013

maggie coleman

The most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She is caring and loyal! Everyone loves her!

Hey look it’s Maggie coleman
The most beautiful girl ever!

by That girl who don’t know January 3, 2021

maggie burnz

The devils crotch goblin. If Lucifer walked on this earth in female form
her name would be Maggie Burnz.

Don’t fuck with that chick she’s Maggie Burnz you’ll wake up with a blender stuck up your ass and her name tattooed across your nut sack.

by Lucy O’Hare June 28, 2019

Maggie

She is fire ngl
I love you Maggie so much <3
I hope you feel the same

I'm not creative enough for an example, love you Maggie

by sadgre kht4q3kjmq345tlkj4ew5to February 18, 2024

Maggie

this is a bladder infection often common in woman

Hey girl my bladder hurts

you probably have a Maggie

by quad1248 February 12, 2022